Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
My vagina just clenched in fear
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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