so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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