Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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