I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
