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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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