Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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