Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Randomize