Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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