You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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