Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
