Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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