I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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