I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
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I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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