I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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