There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I smell stomach acid.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
