Porn is love you can see.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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