Don't make out with my wife yet
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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