The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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