took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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