if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Randomize