I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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