Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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