Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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