i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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