I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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