So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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