The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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