Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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