so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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