tell your sister to shave her snatch
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
two words: eviction party
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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