We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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