The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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