It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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