therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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