I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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