Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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