That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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