First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
smell my finger.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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