Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
