Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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