My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm đđ»đ
We are so blessed
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Itâs just a penis. Itâs like every other penis except itâs not the one youâre married to. Ride it or donât ride it, but donât agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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