I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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