literally had 100 drinks last night.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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