ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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