After last night, I could never be a politician.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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