I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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