My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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