I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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