It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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