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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.

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• (530): View more from California

  Maybe I'm a robot.

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  You can't be that drunk already

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• (406): View more from Montana

  So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"

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