I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
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Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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