Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.