i permit you to call me
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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