Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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