I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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