I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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