Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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